Well, it's been a while since I saw you.. (Mr. Goose #1!).

Hey! It, indeed, has been a while. I know I have to do the Mr. Goose Episode #1 but I'll do that in a second! First things first: listen to Jack's Mannequin. NOW. Okay, now we can start!

Episode 1: I only wanted a bit of food...

Mr. Goose really only wanted some food. Not a lot, just a small treat, or something to satisfy the mood. Then he saw them: the fingers.
Little children's fingers. The owners were no more than age four and well, Mr. Goose was so lovable, that he decided to see the children and maybe get a small snack.
"Quack quack quack!" he honked. The children gasped and stared.
"DUCKY!!" they screeched. Mr. Goose was used to be called a duck, even though he was a Canadian goose, so he didn't really mind much. He honked once more and the kids giggled. Then they attacked.
Their playful shrieks were like the devil himself cackling. It was HORRIBLE. They tugged on his feathers and everything. Who knew little kids were so ABUSIVE. Then he saw the hand and remembered his goal. He honked once more, and then attacked.
Now an adult jumped him. Is this my day or what, he thought sarcastically.
"NOT MY KIDS TODAY YOU GIANT FEATHERY BEAST! HE-YAH!" they said thrashing and bashing. Mr. Goose honked and tried to wriggle out of their grip but it was no use. The kids shrieked in joy that their parent was killing the poor goose. How sadistic. Mr. Goose finally was let go and flew away to a new location.
And all that for just a nibble of finger.