Canadian Idol!

This was a semi-requested-but-totally-not-really Mr. Goose. Enjoy!

Episode 5: Americ--er, Canadian Idol!

Mr. Goose broke free from the chains of the invincible cage door. How? No one knows.
He hobbled down the cobblestone street and kicked up and flew into the air. From the air, he saw a familiar place: Hollywood, California. He swooped down and decided to possibly try to find a star. As he landed, he landed in a giant line filled with boys and girls alike, around the average age of eighteen or nineteen.
"Honk?" Mr. Goose said. He had no earthly idea what this line was for. But a girl, by the name of Sara Banks, did. She saw Mr. Goose and immediately became infatuated and fawned over him.
"Aw! Lookie here! It's a Canadian Goose! Aw, he's adorable!" she picked him up in her arms and carried him into the studio. She recieved a number and waltzed into the room. Mr. Goose was in awe of what he saw next. There was Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, and Simon Cowell, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!
"Now, what's your name?" Simon asked nonchantly. Everyone knew he doesn't really care, but he had to ask for the show purposes.
"Hi, I'm Sara Banks!" Sara said with an immediate smile and walked over to the judges and gave each of them a warm handshake. They were all a little weirded out by Mr. Goose.
"I'm going to sing a little song I happen to love. 'Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder what you areeeee! Up ab--,'" she was stopped by Simon's hand.
"Look, that was probably one of the most wretched performances EVER. I've heard better noises come from a sasquatch. I bet you the duck could sing better than you," Simon said in his harsh British accent.
"FINE! And he's a GOOSE, punk!" Sara yelled, and dropped Mr. Goose and ran away crying.
"Aw, Simon! You made the poor girl drop her pet! Sara!" Paula yelled. She didn't come back. All three of them sighed in unison.
Well, if Sara couldn't get in, maybe I can for her! Mr. Goose thought positively.
"Honk honk quack honk, honk quack honk quack quack quack!" he began singing a rendition of "Everything Will Be Alright" by The Killers. Paula quickly turned around, Simon's jaw dropped and Randy just had bug eyes.
Mr. Goose finished the song, all five minutes of it, and Simon never once stopped him. At the end, they were all crying from the beauty.
"I have never heard anything so beautiful, so wonderful, so amazing, in all my life," Simon said through tears.
"Dawg, that wasn't tight. That was incredible, you have this song volume that's just amazing," Randy said still in awe.
Paula said nothing, grabbed a golden ticket, and handed it to him. Mr. Goose promptly ripped it up.
"NO!" all three judges screamed. See, if you rip up a golden ticket, the earth becomes shattered and anything and everything will happen.
Suddenly, the Kool-Aid man jumped through and burst open the wall.
"OH, YEAH!" he screamed. The judges screeched in horror and ran out and all of the contestants ran for their lives, seeing as they didn't want to be killed by a giant jug of soft drink. Mr. Goose just sat quietly and slept in his new golden nest.